Take This to the Pharmacy

Rx:

men’s daily multivitamin/one per day in the morning

Zoloft/100 mg per day in the morning, watch for signs of hypomania

Atenolol/50 mg per day, perhaps at night, for blood pressure

monthly massage membership: $60/one hour session, once a month

weekly psychotherapy for the childhood that never really happened:

$200/session [or] ($25/session – sliding fee), once a week, sometimes more

dental check-up, medical check-up, vision check-up:

$50ish/year co-pay, when you have insurance, variable

monthly psychiatric/medication management/prescription co-pays:

$25-?/month, depending on insurance (if any), variable

rent/utilities:

$0-1500/month, variable

student loan payments/credit cards/phone bill/subscriptions:

$100-500/month, variable

food budget:

$192/month

elective expenses: Lyft/Uber, alcohol, cigarettes, marijuana, junk food,

$variable/month

weird sexual experiences, daily reliving of trauma(s), racism,

*Sometimes this is all in your head, so you’re an imposter

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get over it, man-up, brown kids don’t belong on the spectrum, you’re too sensitive & you’re a liar

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